No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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