weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Randomize
