didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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