can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i want to swaddle you in tequila
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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