Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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