She said her name was "party"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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