Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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