So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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