just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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