with your own penis?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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