he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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