normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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