You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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