and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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