Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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