Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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