just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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