I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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