HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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