then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It was a blind-side dick pic.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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