You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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