why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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