I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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