All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Everclear isn't food dammit
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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