i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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