eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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