He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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