I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My hand turned me down
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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