I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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