I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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