Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize