Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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