Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Pooping to opera.
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