I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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