i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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