I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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