Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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