omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
