dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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