Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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