Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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