And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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