omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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