I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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