I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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