i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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