Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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