he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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