I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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