Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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