we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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