i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Reggie can tackle my bush.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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