i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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